Iron Lion Zion

I'll admit...I've only seen the first Harry Potter movie and I've never read any of the books.

And you know what?

I don't care.

I'll never watch the movies and I'll never read the books.

I like Twilight.

I've seen all of the movies so far and I've read all of the books.

And you know what?

I'll continue to watch all of the Twilight movies and read all of the Twilight books. Because that stuff appeals to me.

I don't know what my deal has been lately. My sleep pattern is all messed up. I keep falling asleep at ten. Then I wake up at three, then go back to sleep at five, then wake back up at twelve.

I was watching "The Walking Dead" for the first time the other night. It was episode three, in case you were wondering. I hate horror movies, and this show would be classified as a horror show. But I watched it anyway, even though I was scared at the zombies. And these were like...legit fucking scary zombies. Ew.

And I was laying in my room with my television on. I heard a bunch of noise upstairs. It was probably my mom or Chuck. But because I had just watched "The Walking Dead," I though it was a bunch of fucking scary zombies coming downstairs to mess with me.

So I noticed the light in the kitchen was turned off. And I can tell, because the light usually creeps past my door because I leave it cracked a little bit in case Snickers wants to come in.

I muted my television, and listened carefully. I couldn't really hear anything other than the whir of the furnace. But the silence I was hearing was the kind of silence you hear when someone is close by and trying to be really quiet. I got up out of my bed and went to open my door, and right as I'm pushing my door open...

MY MOTHER IS STANDING RIGHT FUCKING THERE OMG IT SCARED US BOTH.

She's lucky she wasn't a zombie. Because I might have rabbit punched her in the nose.